Post by Cherry on Dec 3, 2014 17:02:23 GMT -5
Poppin' Cherries
Well would you look at that! We're hiring. Send me a message over skype or PM me.
"Poppin' Cherries" is the bar/resturaunt here in Dakota. It fares off of bootleg booze that comes in from a weird ass caravan in the middle of the night.
Poppin' Cherries is run by the resident alcoholic drag queen, Cherry Daniela.
If you do drugs in the bar and you're not connected to her, your ass is in trouble. Yes, this sweetheart plays favorites. Keep that in mind. Most of the drugs she disapproves of are ones that give off smoke, though cigarettes are accepted-- especially if you hand her a few. Marijuana is especially a no.
Sex is allowed in the bar only if Cherry likes you, but even then, do not get bodily fluids in the alcohol.
The bar only serves fruity drinks if you get Cherry herself to make them, as she doesn't trust her own workers to get shit done right.
You should know for future reference that Poppin' Cherries has an abundance of cherry flavored vodka for obvious reasons.
Poppin' Cherries takes pay very, very seriously. Below is a list of drinks and their prices, similar to a menu, but for people who want to get drunk as all hell. Currency or even items will be deducted from your inventory as you buy-- But you know, as you begin to frequent, you may get a message saying that your prices have been lowered for being loyal.
You may also have a tab at the bar. Don't think Cherry will forget about what you owe. She'll track your ass down.
She's also willing to trade booze for cigarettes. Cigarette trade is negotiable.
Now, about food. The same rules apply. You'll find that everything that is available is either vegetable based, or your basic American bullshit.
If you are caught stealing, you'll be banned from the bar. If caught fighting, you'll have to kiss whoever you were fighting. If genetic material is found in the booze, castration will occur.
Well would you look at that! We're hiring. Send me a message over skype or PM me.
"Poppin' Cherries" is the bar/resturaunt here in Dakota. It fares off of bootleg booze that comes in from a weird ass caravan in the middle of the night.
Poppin' Cherries is run by the resident alcoholic drag queen, Cherry Daniela.
If you do drugs in the bar and you're not connected to her, your ass is in trouble. Yes, this sweetheart plays favorites. Keep that in mind. Most of the drugs she disapproves of are ones that give off smoke, though cigarettes are accepted-- especially if you hand her a few. Marijuana is especially a no.
Sex is allowed in the bar only if Cherry likes you, but even then, do not get bodily fluids in the alcohol.
The bar only serves fruity drinks if you get Cherry herself to make them, as she doesn't trust her own workers to get shit done right.
You should know for future reference that Poppin' Cherries has an abundance of cherry flavored vodka for obvious reasons.
Poppin' Cherries takes pay very, very seriously. Below is a list of drinks and their prices, similar to a menu, but for people who want to get drunk as all hell. Currency or even items will be deducted from your inventory as you buy-- But you know, as you begin to frequent, you may get a message saying that your prices have been lowered for being loyal.
You may also have a tab at the bar. Don't think Cherry will forget about what you owe. She'll track your ass down.
She's also willing to trade booze for cigarettes. Cigarette trade is negotiable.
- Beer: $2.50 per bottle.
- Vodka: $3.00 per glass for straight vodka.
- Rum: $3.50 per glass.
- Jager: $2.00 per glass.
- Tequila: $0.50 per. (You're getting shots of Tequila no matter what you tell her, she's not going to let you be trashy in her bar.)
- Whiskey: $2.00 per glass. ($1.00 if you have a Southern accent. Mmm.)
- Wine: $2.00 per glass.
- HOLIDAYS ONLY (Because Cherry drinks all of it most of the time): Champagne. $2.50 per glass.
- (Shots = $0.50 per.)
- Added coke: +$1.00
- We ain't got no damn tea.
- We ain't got no damn orange juice, either.
- Cherry vodka: +$0.50
- The only non alcoholic beverages are water and coke, which are $1.00 a bottle.
Now, about food. The same rules apply. You'll find that everything that is available is either vegetable based, or your basic American bullshit.
- Hot dogs totally exist: $1.00. Ketchup packets are free, don't ask for mustard. Any other topping is an added five cents.
- Dry cereal, because Cherry pities stoners. You get either fruity pebbles or cookie crisps. Fifty cents a cup.
- We have graham crackers for those of you who are like Cherry and too cool for real food. $0.25 per cracker.
- Occasionally there'll be an actual food served for a night-- it varies, listen when told what it is.
- Have a fucking salad. It's nothing special, lettuce, carrots, bits of cactus fruit. Cherry lives on them: $1.50.
If you are caught stealing, you'll be banned from the bar. If caught fighting, you'll have to kiss whoever you were fighting. If genetic material is found in the booze, castration will occur.