Post by Aleksander on Dec 3, 2014 22:53:52 GMT -5
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Dakota's Salvation Hospital is a medical center located on the outskirts of Dakota. It's named respectively after a well remembered friend, now deceased, of the town's founders. It was a tragic day indeed when a young soul sought salvation from his troubles by taking his own life. I, Aleksander Emmett Thoss, am that boy's older brother, as well as the head doctor here at the hospital.
Now, I would appreciate if you would take the time to read the rules and regulations of my hospital.
1. Do not take advantage of the services I provide
-Such services for example being free checkups, temporary housing, free food for terminal patients, and work leave.
-If you try to exploit me for my generosity, you will be fined a minimum of $100. Don't use me.
-This means you better have a very good reason for coming to stay with me. I'm a very good doctor, I know all the tricks.
2. Do not argue with me
-Last I knew, I was the doctor, not you. So if you feel I'm doing something wrong in my treatments and diagnoses, keep it to yourself or get out of my hospital and treat yourself.
-If you'd like to suggest an alternative method you've perhaps heard of or know of, then suggest it. I may consider it or I may ignore you.
-Moral of that story, don't argue, I'm a doctor, you're not.
3. Don't touch anything
-It is a hospital, yes, it is filled with drugs and medicines and even food. All of this is off limits to you without my say so.
-This rule is for your safety and for the safety of those around you. My medicines are imported from the city on the same Caravan that brings the alcohol to Poppin' Cherries. There are drugs you've never heard of that you don't know the affects of. Not to mention, they are quite expensive.
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Billing and Insurance
Billing
-The final bill depends solely on your injury or illness and the treatments given. You will receive your bill before you leave the hospital.
-If you need help paying, I can put you on a Debt list. You may then pay me in increments instead of all at once.
Insurance
If you'd like health insurance, you may pay me weekly, monthly, or yearly.
$50 - week
$150 - month
$2000 - year
By doing this, you're depositing your money into an insurance account. In the event of a hospitalized injury or illness, your bill will be payed off taking the appropriate amount of money from your account.
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Free Services
Checkups
All checkups are free and are encouraged once every 3 months.
Heart rate, blood pressure, eyesight, hearing, weight and height, and a urine sample will be taken.
Temporary Housing
If you're really down for your luck or you were driven out of the factory for a few days for being a dumbass, I do provide temporary shelter. Non-patient's stay may not exceed 1 week. Food is not provided. A warm bed and restrooms are provided.
Free Food
This is only provided to terminal patients in controlled rations.
Work Leave
If I find you unfit to work then I will contact your boss(s) and let them know. Until then, you are on house arrest or you are to stay at the hospital.
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NOW HIRING
Nurses Wanted: 0/4
Pay - 37% of a patient's bill